I am in search of a huge wholesale roll of Bubble wrap to pull around myself before I get out of bed each day. Why you may ask? The simple answer is at the minute I am not safe to be let inside the house never mind outside on my own!

So far I am walking around/sorry that should say limping around after hurting my toe by accidentally kicking the leg of a chair and today I closed a car door on my finger so am now avoiding using my left side of my body as much as possible.

Somehow I only seem to cause injury to myself but in order to make sure I protect myself and others I always make sure to have car insurance, now someone needs to create everyday clumsy person insurance.

This morning alone I have tripped over my own jeans, and that’s while wearing them – how on earth I did that I have no idea! I have tripped on my way to the car I caught myself just in time and I have stabbed my finger with a pin.

I’m guessing though that even if someone did create an everyday clumsy person insurance I would be too high risk and not covered. I’m obviously not safe walking so I think I will go back to being lazy and take the car from now on.

Either that or do you think there is a chance coloured bubble wrap will come into fashion?

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